I'm sick no work
 

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

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> Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I

> really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come

> work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need

> you today.

> When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

> That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel

> great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."

lmao

Saweet!!!!!!

I want to work for this boss too! :shock:

Sounds like a case of Anal Glaucoma
aka " I don't see may a@@ coming to work today!"

:lol: :lol:

lol