gambling blond
 

Gambling blond


Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blond woman from Florida arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
When I play topless.'

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled,




'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared a each other dumbfounded.




Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know..




I thought you were watching.'

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blonds are dumb.
But, all men..... are men

:lol: :lol: Hey,spib,can you find a video of that to post?

I WISH

Mark, is that how you really lost your job at the Casino??? :lol:

LOL YES, but what a way to go