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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.

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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.


IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

*   A JOB,
*   A DRIVERS LICENSE,
*   SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
*   WELFARE,
*   FOOD STAMPS,
*   CREDIT CARDS,
*   SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
*   FREE EDUCATION,
*   FREE HEALTH CARE,
*   A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
*   BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
*   THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
*   AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
*

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION

-rattail

May 4, 2010 | 
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s10496
Date Posted: 2010-06-13 17:04:29
PLUS YOU CANT FIND A FAT WHITE WOMAN OR A $200 CAR ANYMORE, BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS DRIVING THRU TOWN THE OTHER DAY AND HALF THE TRUCKS I PASSED I COULDNT READ THEIR BUSINESS NAMES ON THEIR TRUCKS ,THE GOVERNMENT PROBALLY GAVE THEM A SMALL BUSINESS LOAN TO GET STARTED AND CAN GUARENTEE YOU I COULDNT GET A LOAN TO START ONE IF I WANTED TO!
user
johno57
Date Posted: 2010-07-19 15:03:43
we get the same shit here in Australia
user
holloway..
Date Posted: 2010-07-23 06:45:47
This is NO BULLSHIT.
My family OWNS our home, we also own a nice piece of property on Main St. in town. We cut up our credit cards years ago and paid off EVERYTHING we own, all cars, property etc. We owe NOBODY!
Can you believe the bank won't finance (very small donut shop) a building on my property!
Low and behold, what appears two doors down from my property on Main St.? A DAMN mexican beer joint/pool hall!! Makes me sooooo damn mad I could kick someones' ass over it. I bet I could get the loan if I was mexican or maybe if I just wasn't white!!
user
Lujo1968
Date Posted: 2010-09-24 19:31:01
SAD ISN'T IT... I DO NOT THINK THIS WAS THE INTENTIONS OF OUR FOREFATHERS. THE WORSE IS THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BULLSHIT MASKING IT ALL.
user
lotruck
Date Posted: 2010-10-23 20:21:40
I think that we should build a 20 foot wall around the whole country and shoot anyone who tries to clime over it.
user
oilman234
Date Posted: 2011-03-28 04:11:56
I agree shoot first ask questions after
user
busturazz
Date Posted: 2012-08-28 22:01:30
So when does open season start, w/NO Limit!!!

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