I AM ONE VERY PROUD REDNECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL
FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
IN GOD WE TRUST!
I cross river,
poor and broke,
see employment folk.
treat me good in there,
Say I need
go see Welfare.
'You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door.'
they make you wealthy,
it keep you healthy!
By and by,
Got plenty money,
Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.
Write to friends
'come, fast as you can'
They come in buses
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
Finally, white guy
I buy his house,
and then I say,
'Find more aliens
for house to rent.'
In my yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw welfare cash!
Soon we own
We have hobby !
it c alled breeding,
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good
for white man race.
If they no like us,
they can go,
Got lots of room
SEND THIS TO EVERY TAXPAYER YOU KNOW _,_.____,_._,___
I bought a new
And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and ' Again'
Came from the speakers.
Then he said, ' !', and in an instant
' ' replaced .
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,
The President of The
Damn I love this truck...
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
* AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION
Truman established one day a year as a
President Reagan designated the
first Thursday in May of each year as the National Day of
In June 2007,
candidate Barack Obama declared that the
was no longer a
President Obama, canceled the
21st annual at the White
House under the rouse
of "not wanting to offend anyone"
2009 from 4 am until 7
pm, a National Day of Prayer for the Muslim religion was
held on Capitol Hill,
beside the White House. There were over 50,000 Muslims that
day in DC.
I guess it
doesn't matter if "Christians"
are offended by this event -
don't count as "anyone"
this country is headed
should strike fear in the heart of every Christian.
Especially knowing that the
Muslim religion believes that if Christians cannot be
converted they should be
This is not a
rumor - Go to the website
to confirm this info:
( http://www.islamoncapitolhill.com/ )
attention to the very
bottom of the page:
"OUR TIME HAS
I hope that this
information will stir your spirit.
The words of 2
"If my people,
who are called by my
will humble themselves
and seek my face, and
turn from their
then will I hear from
and will forgive their
sin and will heal
We must pray for
our nation, our communities,
our families, and
especially our children.
They are the ones
that are going to suffer the most
if we don't PRAY!
May God have
mercy...IN GOD WE TRUST.
pass this on,
maybe someone, somehow can figure out a way to put America
back on the map as it
was when we were growing up, a safe place to live and by
and Pledge of Allegiance,
Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What is your name?" - asked the teacher.
"Mohammed". . . - answered the boy.
"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," -replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" asked his mother.
"My name is not Mohammed. We are in America now and my name is Johnny from now on."
"Ah, so you are ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" - and she beat him . Then she called his father and he too beat him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you ?"
"Well ma'am, 12 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by
Two fucking Arabs."
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