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I AM ONE VERY PROUD REDNECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 



















This is very good!  Not the type of redneck jokes we hear.


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are


You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'


You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when

someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem


You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.


You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.


You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.


You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.


Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.
IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL
FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.


IN GOD WE TRUST!







1 Comment  | November 19, 2010
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boy if this doesn't bust yer balls.

MEXICAN POEM

I cross river, 
poor and broke, 


Take bus, 
see employment folk. 


Nice man 
treat me good in there, 
Say I need 
go see Welfare. 


Welfare say, 
'You come no more,
 

We send cash 
right to your door.' 

Welfare checks, 
they make you wealthy, 

Medicaid 
it keep you healthy! 

By and by, 
Got plenty money, 

Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. 

Write to friends 
in motherland, 

Tell them 
'come, fast as you can' 

They come in buses 
and Ford trucks, 

I buy big house 
with welfare bucks.
 

They come here, 
we live together, 

More welfare checks, 
it gets better! 

Fourteen families, 
they moving in, 

But neighbor's patience 
wearing thin. 

Finally, white guy 
moves away, 
.. 
I buy his house, 
and then I say, 

'Find more aliens 
for house to rent.' 

In my yard 
I put a tent. 

Send for family 
they just trash, 
...
 
But they, too, 
draw welfare cash! 

Everything is 
very good, 
Soon we own 
whole neighborhood. 

We have hobby ! 
it c alled breeding, 

Welfare pay 
for baby feeding. 

Kids need dentist? 
Wife need pills? 

We get free! 
We got no bills! 

TAXPAYER crazy! 
He pay all year, 
To keep welfare 
running here. 

We think 
America 
darn good place! 
Too darn good 
for white man race. 

If they no like us, 
they can go, 
Got lots of room 
in Mexico. 

SEND THIS TO EVERY TAXPAYER YOU KNOW _,_.____,_._,___



























 







 


















2 Comments  | August 18, 2010
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My New Truck


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I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.


'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.


The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'


'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

Came from the speakers.


Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,

Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.


Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

And nearly creamed my new truck,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.


I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,

"Ladies and gentlemen,

The President of  The

United  States


Damn I love this truck...


2 Comments  | August 13, 2010
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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.


IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

*   A JOB,
*   A DRIVERS LICENSE,
*   SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
*   WELFARE,
*   FOOD STAMPS,
*   CREDIT CARDS,
*   SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
*   FREE EDUCATION,
*   FREE HEALTH CARE,
*   A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
*   BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
*   THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
*   AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
*

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION


7 Comments  | May 4, 2010
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I could spit fuckin' nails

This is chilling
  
 In
 1952 President
 Truman established one day a year as a
 
 "National
 Day of
 Prayer."
 
 In 1988,
 President Reagan designated the
 first Thursday in May of each year as the National Day of
 Prayer.
 
 In June 2007,
 (then) Presidential
 candidate Barack Obama declared that the
  USA
 was no longer a
 Christian nation.
 
 This year
 President Obama, canceled the
 21st annual National Day of Prayer ceremony at the White
 House under the rouse
 of "not wanting to offend anyone"
 
 On September 25,
 2009 from 4 am until 7
 pm, a National Day of Prayer for the Muslim religion was
 held on Capitol Hill,
 beside the White House. There were over 50,000 Muslims that
 day in DC.

 I guess it
 doesn't matter if "Christians"
 are offended by this event -
 we obviously
 don't count as "anyone"
 anymore.
 
 The direction
 this country is headed
 should strike fear in the heart of every Christian.
 Especially knowing that the
 Muslim religion believes that if Christians cannot be
 converted they should be
 annihilated
 
 This is not a
 rumor - Go to the website
 to confirm this info:
 ( http://www.islamoncapitolhill.com/ )
 
 
 
 Pay particular
 attention to the very
 bottom of the page:
 "OUR TIME HAS
 COME"


 I hope that this
information will stir your spirit.

The words of 2
 Chronicles 7:14
 
 "If my people,
 who are called by my
 name,
 will humble themselves
 and pray,
 
 and seek my face, and
 turn from their
 wicked ways,
 then will I hear from
 heaven
 
 and will forgive their
 sin and will heal
 their land."
 
 We must pray for
 our nation, our communities,
 
 our families, and
 especially our children.
 
 
 They are the ones
 that are going to suffer the most
 
 if we don't PRAY!
 
 
May God have
 mercy...IN GOD WE TRUST.
 
 


 Please
 pass this on,
 maybe someone, somehow can figure out a way to put America
 back on the map as it
 was when we were growing up, a safe place to live and by
 the Ten Commandments
 and Pledge of Allegiance,
 etc!

8 Comments  | April 5, 2010
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politically correct my ass!

Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.

"What is your name?" - asked the teacher.

"Mohammed". . . - answered the boy.
"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," -replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" asked his mother.

"My name is not Mohammed. We are in America now and  my name is Johnny from now on."

"Ah, so  you are  ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion?  Shame on you!" - and she beat him . Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Mohammed returned to school. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny?"

"Well ma'am, 12 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by
Two fucking Arabs."


4 Comments  | March 26, 2010
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