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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.
      
      
       IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12
       YEARS HARD LABOR.
      
       IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE
       DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
      
       IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
      
       IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL
       BE JAILED.
      
       IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER
       BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
      
       IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
       BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
      
       IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
       THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
      
       IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
       a.  A JOB,
       b.  A DRIVERS LICENSE,
       c.  SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
       d.  WELFARE,
       e.  FOOD STAMPS,
       f.   CREDIT CARDS,
       g.  SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
       h.  FREE EDUCATION,
       i.   FREE HEALTH CARE,
       j.   A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
       k.  BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS
            PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
       l.   THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
            PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
     m.  AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.


     I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
       SITUATION


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