1972 Plymouth Duster
This is a 1972 Plymouth duster "pro street". This is not a luxury sports car, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has crank windows, wind noise, and character.
It's a COOL car. It will ride like a cloud.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used.
If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and complain a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullcrap job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a justin bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those yuppie stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid stunts:
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
-could you not care less?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?
If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR CAR.
-I don't know how many have owned this Duster. First owner probably barely got it dirty.
-I have remedied this excessive caretaking with having a pile of fun.
-The HP rating? I don't know, I'm not collecting statistical analysis points.
This is a work I progress that will b a bad MOFO when u get it tuned it tweaked how it needs to be.
-Why are you selling?
I can't justify owning it anymore. Motorsickles, kiddos, work, travel, and beer have consumed my time and money.
Someone else needs to appreciate the Duster for what it is: awesome mechanical artistry.
-What's wrong with it?
Need to be tuned or something,
And it's pissed it has been neglected. It needs love.
-Will you sell me the [engine / tranny / rear door / axle / etc.]?
No. I'm not in the salvage business. Buy the Duster. Love the Duster, Give the Duster, a home.
-Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number]
Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of crap honda project down the road.
I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo.
-Why isn't it still stock?
Because I want it that way.
-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little S.O.B she's dating to try anything.
-Can you deliver?
No. But really, you should come. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.
-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.
-Will you ship to -?
No. See above.
-No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
That's great, I don't give care. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $12,500 or a reasonable offer. Or may trade for a camaro or Harley of equal value
Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an idiot - then no sale.
-Why are you such a d#@k?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends!
with all that said this is a 1972 duster that has a built 440 with a 727 transmission, 3500 stall converter. standard bore 440 with wiseco domed pistons, 613 ultradyne cam cast heads from indy 214, 182 valves, 5 angle valve job, ported and polished, msd6al, carb on car is not mine and DOES NOT go with car. car is fully tubbed with ladder bar suspension and a 9 inch rear, car starts runs drives. Have been tinkering with this car for a few years and think I'm just worn out and ready to move on. Car does need some work but very minor.car needs tuned, just not running how it should. Mostly paint and touch up work. There is much more to this car then what I have time to list. Car is pa titled and inspected. Has street tires and mufflers.the car is built right, I am just worn out with it and ready to let it go. If I keep it through winter I will get the bugs worked out and repaint and price will surely go up. I am only interested in cash offers and other chevy or mopars or Harley trades street glide, road glide or bagger style.Text or call me at 724-971-7262
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